{"product_id":"exploding-kittens-poetry-for-neanderthals-word-card-game-new-sealed","title":"Exploding Kittens Poetry for Neanderthals Word Card Game- New\/ Sealed","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eUnleash your inner caveman with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003ePoetry for Neanderthals\u003c\/b\u003e, the competitive word-guessing game from the creators of \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"113\"\u003eExploding Kittens\u003c\/i\u003e. This isn't your average party game—it’s a test of primitive intellect where you must explain complex words using only single syllables. If you use a big word, you get hit with a 2-foot inflatable \"Spank Stick.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003ePerfect for game nights, family gatherings, or anyone who enjoys high-speed, ridiculous challenges, this game is as much fun to watch as it is to play.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Goal:\u003c\/b\u003e Get your team to guess a secret phrase (like \"Space Station\") by only using one-syllable words (like \"Big house in sky\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Penalty:\u003c\/b\u003e If you accidentally use a word with two or more syllables, the opposing team gets to bop you with the inflatable Spank Stick and you lose points.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Fast-paced, chaotic, and guaranteed to result in everyone talking like a Neanderthal for the rest of the night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhy This Game is a Hit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEasy to Learn:\u003c\/b\u003e You can start playing in under two minutes. The rules are simple, making it accessible for kids, teens, and adults alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInflatable Fun:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick that adds a tactile, hilarious element to the competition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHigh Replayability:\u003c\/b\u003e With hundreds of cards included, no two rounds are ever the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAward-Winning Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Developed by the team behind \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"51\"\u003eExploding Kittens\u003c\/i\u003e, ensuring high-quality components and a great sense 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crushing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eContents:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes all original components: 200 Word Cards, 1 Inflatable Spank Stick, 1 Sand Timer, and 2 Point Slates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStorage:\u003c\/b\u003e Maintained in a smoke-free, climate-controlled environment to prevent any box warping or fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable 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